a whole month has gone by?

it's true. and it's because i've been working. and working. and working.

two things have brought comedic relief to my world

1. hoops and yoyo, love them.

2. ke$ha, the below lyrics probably won't make sense to you, but they define me right now.


To the tune of TIK TOK:

Wake up in the morning feeling like John V.
Read my FASs, I’m out the door, I’m gonna vouch this beezy.
Before I leave, grab my keys with my secure ID
‘Cause when I leave day, I ain’t coming back.

I’m talking 10-keys and our phones, phones
Freshly laundered clothes, clothes
Ready to confirm loan, loans
Fast-talking, requestin’ our PBCs,
Staff barely in their twenties,
Bookin’ forty - workin’ fifty…

Don’t stop, Alex sucks
eAudIT please just hurry up,
Fortnight, it seems like
Since I’ve seen the sunlight,
Tick tock, on the clock,
But the audit don’t stop, no

Ain’t got a friend in the world,
But the team I have here.
Ain’t going out Friday night,
Got review notes to clear.
Now the work is piling up,
Cuz they know we know better,
And we’ll keep it till the end
Until we get that Rep Letter.

I’m talking about errbody workin’ through lunch, lunch.
Fluxes due to credit crunch, crunch.
Gonna sit and drink my audit punch, punch.

Now, now we work until they kick us out, out.
But my laptop won’t shut down, down,
laptop won’t shut down, down,
laptop won’t shut down.    

Don’t stop, Alex sucks
eAudIT please just hurry up,
Fortnight, it seems like
Since I’ve seen the sunlight,
Tick tock, on the clock,
But the audit don’t stop, no

DJ, you build me up,
You break me down,
My heart, it pounds,
Yeah you’ve got me.
Look your KAM up,
Book Vaycay now,
If you’ve got free time,
Yeah, book Vaycay.

Look my KAM up,
Look your KAM up,
Look your KAM up.

(And the Senior says, “Nobody can leave ‘till I say so…”)

Don’t stop, Alex sucks
eAudIT please just hurry up,
Fortnight, it seems like
Since I’ve seen the sunlight,
Tick tock, on the clock,
But the audit don’t stop, no